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When you think you are supper funny but you arent and the only people that laugh at your jokes are your uber passengers
I was stuck with a dirty ryan uber last night
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Because he takes black semen in the pooper hole
ryan sucks cos
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A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy
Oh, there's Ryan Times again...
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King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.
Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.
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he likes touching kids
Ryan is man with rape for kid 4 and under
Random Man: Hey hows it going
Ryan Morris: Hey can I sex your kid?
Random Man: Wtf dude no shes 4
Ryan Morris: Oh well guess im just gonna have to rape them
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AKA Radek Markov. A Russian hockey player who some times disguises himself as a Canadian hockey player.
Ryan Murray plays for the Russian world junior team but wears a canadian jersey.
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