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When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him
Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise
The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act
"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse
He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.
Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!
Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!