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Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter
Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text
The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.
When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.
I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.
Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!
When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.
I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol