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The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Another way of saying the word "Shit." By the first letters of the four words spelling out the word SHIT.
"Sugar Honey Ice Tea! I subbed my toe!"
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A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?
Me
I Do
Yeah I do
"Poo card makes the tea?"
Let's Do It!
to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head
Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs
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Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.
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when a man ejaculates onto a girls face and uses his testicles as a paint brush to thoroughly paint the semen on her face,or on her neck if the load size makes nassasary!
suzie was sleepin and when she woke up she found out john had took her to a boston tea party!
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When a man is standing over a woman while she is facing away from him on her knees and the man streches his scrotum to cover the woman's eyes. Part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.
"I can't believe Ben Reilly gave me a Boston Tea Party! It really got my bonch in a twist!"
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