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A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.
girl : Alex you are like a brother to me
Alex: 😎
Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you
Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎
God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.
Alex *commits not living*
Jacob: lol xd
Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰
God: stoopid
The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*
The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy
IQ level; 2.1
average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!
sigma: Its not that hard yk
When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.
Hes soooo freeeaaakkking duuuummmmmbbbb
Alex Kleiman is so dumb.