An asian that canadian asians use.
"That guy was speaking Canadian Chong"
instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.
ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please
When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin
When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.
Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede
When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
2👍 2👎
Oral relations performed over the jeans
The zipper was stuck on my jeans so she gave me a Canadian bj.
An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”