Cow Art

the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.

Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.

oru cow

adhavudhu oru maadu

oru cow adhavudhu oru maadu

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

public cow

An insult for a woman who has lots of sex with different men

Samantha was called a public cow by pedestrians as she walked down the street

Cow Snot

Another term for being really high.

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"

Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.

City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.