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To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
A common thing people get while they are on a road trip. Usually followed by nausea, or the desire to use the bathroom. When children experience this, it is common for them to say: "are we THERE yet?!!!" Parents usually get annoyed with this after a while, and start getting stressed, which leads to some tension in the car. Which can lead to bumpy driving, which leads to nausea. Sometimes, people write Urban Dictionary definitions of this whilst they have Road trip boredom.
UGH I HAVE ROAD TRIP BOREDOM!!!! Are we THERE yet?!?!?!?
The act of fingering your girlfriend while she is driving. Opposite of road head
I totally gave my girlfriend road finger while we were driving.
A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".