When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard
Girl i know you want that road runner!
A man who doesn't have a job smokes panadols and talks about punch ons and sits on milk creates in auburn
Sees a man smoking bupe in auburn " hey that's union road "
When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful
My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.
A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.
Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.
Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!
The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.
I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.
Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.
I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.
To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower