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Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".
This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
Person 1: "Moot Like Foot"
Person 2: "Meet Like Feet"
When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.
OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.
Said when something unintentionally happens
Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"
A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
Guys who are into/turned on by feet as the primary physical attribute.
related: foot fetish
There’s boob guys, there’s thigh guys, and then there’s foot guys…
“He told me to wear sandals on our date, I hope he’s not a foot guy.”