Anti-French/British Day

On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse

On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.

"Damn this is a hella fine day today I just harassed a entire british colony into suicide and set the french into a spiraling interstellar loop of depression."
-Me 2021 (3 days in the future)

Anti-French/British Day is really fucking cool

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hot and tasty french fries

Food available at the BK Lounge. Favored by Dane Cook.

I needed some ketchup for my hot and tasty french fries!

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She speaks french

Used for someone (essentially females) who’s fluent at sarcasm/ very good at being sarcastic/ a sharp-witted woman

A: Are you having fun at this party?
B: Oh yes I’m loving it, it’s the best day of my life, being sidelined by my very date, standing here all alone, best day ever!
A: Ooh she speaks French!

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French Horn Player

Trash intrumential Players that are gay.

Sophia: I am a Gay French Horn Player.

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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

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morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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Pam's French U-Turn

When a guy blows his load so massive and you can't swallow it so it comes out your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....BY PAM!!!!!

steve blew his huge load down my throat but it was so much it came out my nose..WOW What a Pam's french u-turn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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