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A long predicted boson, comprised of three quarks (like neutrons and protons) created when two protons are smashed togethed just under the speed of light. This was finally accomplished in a particle accelerator between Switzerland and France, known as the Large Hadron Collider. Although created by two protons, the mass of the god particle is hundreds of times the mass of a proton. You are probably wondering "how is this so", seeing as though mass is neither created or destroyed. In fact, mass can be "created" by sacrificing an amount of energy given by Einsteins famous equation e=mc^2. The kinetic energy (speed) of the protons is converted into the extra mass of the god particle. The god particle's namesake comes from the fact that it supposedly gives mass to all other particles. However, I for one find this difficult to accept. After all, nothing can cause itself to exist. Such a thing would be timeless and immutable, and would therefore have no reason to interact with anything else. Quite to the contrary; it has been proven than every part of our universe interacts with every other, to the point where it is impossible to look at any one part in isolation. Instead, we must look at systems of interaction and interdependence. The fact of the matter is, how could the god particle give itself mass?
In other news, the world-renowned "Stephen Hawking" bets that one day the god particle will be responsible for the end of the universe. Apparently, it'll cause some kinda spacial vacuum to spread in all directions at the speed of light until is consumes everything.I've got a problem with that, too. How could a vacuum traveling at the speed of light catch up and annihilate a photon traveling away from the source at the speed of light? I probably don't understand it correctly. Or maybe no one understands it correctly.
All in all, the higgs boson AKA 'god particle" was a relatively uninteresting discovery with little hold on real life, just like the rest of quantum physics. The only reason it is well known is because of it's controversial name.
Why the fuck did you look up god particle on Urban Dictionary?
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The best randomly rolled perks on a weapon/item in a videogame.
"I just got the best perks for this weapon, it's a god roll"
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Touching the finger of god usually takes a strong Hallucinogenic, but when achieved, one feels completely still in mind and heart, it's when the worries in life aren't answered but are sorted out to grasp in a new perceptive. Life is looked at with a lens of hope and honesty.The finger of god can be compared to enlightenment or in a theological sense, being born again.
Scott- hey, how you doing?
Brett- I don't know, I feel different...yet I feel the same...I'm confused...but happy...I feel Satisfied.
Scott-you my friend touched the finger of god last night!
Brett- I touched something, that's fo realllz
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(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries
Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!
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A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.
& who tries to convert people to the lord.
God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.
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1. n, An extremely talented metalcore band.
Lamb Of God played at my town last night
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A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).
That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!
Indeed. He has maximum swagger and is a Based God. Whoop! Swag.
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