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pinapple nipples

A pair of nipples abnormally large and constantly lactate to give the resemblance of a moist pinapple.

She was nice but she had pinapple nipples.

by Omar the clean crack dealer March 20, 2017


Nipple Trump Twister

To twist a trump supporters nipple so hard he screams in orgasm and squirts his genital fluid

I met this hot ass trump supporter and has to give her the Nipple Trump Twister

by not-a-trump-supporter February 19, 2022


hard-nippled

A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.

Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!

by SHvapor October 19, 2015


goat nipple

You idiot

Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple

by rfghhhjjjjjkkjjjj March 18, 2015


Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022


Nipple hug

A hug where one hugger rubs nipples with the other's nipples. Can involve a horizontal shimmy if the huggers are approx the same height

Kara: why are you wiggling all over your boyfriend Natasha?
Natasha: because nipple hugs feel amazing!

by lovebunny6359 July 15, 2020


Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.

Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.

by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024