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Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)
It's literally just nothing
Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?
Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise
A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
“My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”
Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”
A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition