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short and stubby toes that look like gummy bears.
Ray: Hey you're wearing sandals and you have gummy bear toes!!
Teresa: Nooo don't look at my toes!
Ray: It's cool, they're cute like gummy bears.
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When a girls pants are wrinkly in the front crotch area because she has pulled her pants up very high, due to ill fitting ( too big) pants.
Dude, look at that outward camel toe
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the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
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Where a cutie-chick sheds her flip-flops and wigglingly extends her pretty toes out towards a passing mushy-hearted guy whom she knows has a major foot-fetish, prompting him to immediately postpone whatever task/errand he was engaged in and hurry over to savoringly cradle and massage her feet for half an hour.
Offering a toe-temptation to nice dude is an excellent way to get him to practically worship you and perform lots of little favors/errands for you; extra points if you also happen to be double-jointed, since this will allow him to gleefully flex your toes back at a right-angle, which is what a guy with a foot-fetish most loves to do... just present him wif yer slender tootsies every time you see him, and you'll have him totally eatin' outta yer hand before you know it.
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A male or female that enjoys penetrating a vagina. During the process of penetration the camel toe itself is assassinated.
"Dude did you assassinate that camel toe?!"
"My buddy is such a camel toe assassin, he bangs every hot chick we meet."
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when the boy lies flat, the girl gives him head, and he fucks her with his feet.
dude, my girlfriend and i had head to toe sex last night, it was hot!
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It is toast spread with orange marmalade.
Bruce enjoyed his morning toast and toe nails.
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