diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

Load face

Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis

I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train

Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.

I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.

face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.

I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.

"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"

house to face

To have the house to your self

No parents

We have the ‘house to face’ this weekend so wtm

Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.