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If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.
Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."
Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
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to fuck one, a chick with no reguard for her or your own safety. From behind with a fist full of hair, just givin her hell.
Man we were at Las Cruces a few weeks ago and ol' Wes rounded up that bitch. Man he took her to his horse trailer and gave a good ol' fashion West Texas Horse Fuckin'.
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A monogamous horse.
A One Horse Pony is the equivalent of being a "one woman man"
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When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.
Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!
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Used by males to politely excuse themselves to the washroom for "number one" purposes.
While reinforced by both of these examples:
"Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party.
We can meet for lunch on Tuesday, since I'll be in the area; I have to see an man about a horse.
by moth17 Jul 5, 2005"
"2. see a man about a horse 271 up, 73 down"
A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.
"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."
The origins date back to the days of the "Not-Quite-So-Wild-Yet-Still-Wild Enough Old West". When at the local drinking establishment (read at the Saloon) the horse trough was closer to the entrance of the building (usually directly attached) than the outhouses which were generally situated out back. And thus a slang term was born. And of course MOST people had enough common decency to only use the trough for number one.
Excuse me, I suddenly feel the urge to see a man about a horse.
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When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man
girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man
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The German translation of the English saying “ one horse pony “.
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