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A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."
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Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.
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This is a verse of a song named "Your love"
Adam and Eve were living their perfect life in Gods perfect Garden. UNTIL...
Eve had to go and take this forbidden fruit from a tree God said to not eat from. As we all know, the fruit is normally referred to as an apple. After this, Eve and Adam got separated.
I think Nicki said that everything was perfect till she s***wed everything up.
Now, this probably means "My dream/wish/vision was that we were still together. (after all)
X:-but my vision ends with the apple in the tree
A-No, I won't forgive you
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Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!
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The worst insult ever, immediately after saying this phrase, the universe fucking explodes
Person 1: Your Mom Gay
Person 2: Your Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Your Granny Tranny
Person 2: Your Grandpap a Trap
Person 1: *inhales deeply*
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Your whole family tree lgbt
Person 2: *fucking dies*
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1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.
2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft
Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood
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a stupid meme that, along with the other list of 'ur mom gay'-inspired comebacks, originated and died in 2018.
Besides, most people in 2022 would probably find this cringe cus everything is taken more seriously nowadays
sussy_wussy3421: <message deleted> (ur family tree lgbt)
sussy_wussy3421: Hey why'd u delete my message it was a joke
MOD Heisenberg: This is an lgbtq friendly stream, it's still considered offensive regardless if it was a joke
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