D-U-F-F

Dumb Ugly Fat Friend

have u met my new D-U-F-F

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P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen

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ya i m r u

The message on the box of Super Mario Galaxy 2 if you spell out every letter with a tiny star on it backwards. Most likely a response to Super Mario Galaxy 1's cover spelling out "UR MR GAY" with every tiny star letter but forwards.

SMG1: ur mr gay
SMG2: ya i m r u

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

r u sure about dat

when someones says something about themselves or others you ask them 'r u sure about dat' in a very sarcastic and kinda questioning way

I made it into da paintball team

r u sure about dat

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C L O U T

Respect and power

Cyrus don't have no C L O U T

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do u kno da wae

The saying of the Ugandan Warrior

Ugandan knuckles: Do u kno da wae
Ugandan man: I do not kno da wae
Ugandan knuckles: U do not kno da wae, i spit on u
Ugandan knuckles #2: We Must find a queen my bruddas

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