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A plane that crashed in Sioux City, Iowa in 1989 due to an engine breaking apart and severing the planes hydraulic lines.
"Did you hear about United Flight 232?"
A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.
Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!
Allusion to a tragic hero in a tale of epic and infamous loss. Most correctly made towards one who is a sore loser.
"Man, you lost at scrabble by 150 points? I thought you were so smart."
"I hate you!" (Tears of anger.)
"Jeez Markham-Unit, it was only one game."
A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless
The united states fucking sucks
hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.
person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”
The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.
The United States has the most gold medals in the Olympic Games