cedar water

A type of poop-brown water found in the Tuckahoe river. It houses the world's most disgusting creatures, including rattle snakes and aqua zombies who live on the bottom of the river and breath water. Most people who live near cedar water are hicks with shotguns. When you jump in cedar water it gets in your nose and many are known to cough it up for hours afterwards. It pretty much looks like iced tea. The zombies can be brought to life by listening to Phish and looking up cedar water on the internet on urban dictionary.

Boy, this cedar water sure tastes like poop.

Boy, I wish there weren't zombies in this cedar water.

I wish my skin didn't look poop-brown in this cedar water.

The Atlantic Ocean is 4% cedar water.

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bong water

Term used by stoners to describe something extremely vile and/or rancid.

Did you see Old Man Jenkins in that man thong? It was like, extreme bong water dude.

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Water baby

A person who has a very large head.

That guy's head is so huge he looks like a water baby.

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Potato Water

The seminal fluids from a man's ejaculation. The smell is similar to that of a freshly cut russett potato.

"Dang I didn't know that soulja boy song was all about shooting potato water on a hoe!!"

"She came to softball practice smelling like potato water"

"I shot all my potato water that night but she still wanted more! This chick had a white liver for sure!"

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Tap Water

Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, It's healthier to drink tap water (except in Flint, Michigan) over bottled water

Me:I drank tap water in Flint. Who wanna be in my will?

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distilled water

Water that is not from a sink and if u drink it on a daily basis it can make you sick. Something ellie is obsessed with

Oh look ellie is pouring a glass of distilled water

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Canned Water

Water that is in a can.

"Yo Blood, pass me some of that canned water, im really thirsty!"

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