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The month of November is dedicated to all the big dicks in our lives and appreciation we have for them as we move into the Winter Solstice.
"Just a reminder, we're having our potluck Big Dick Appreciation Month this weekend.
Andrei does indeed have a massive magnum sized shlong
The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
Dick spreader
Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.
Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?
Guy 2: Carl? What about him?
Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!
"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"
friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves
i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt
My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.
I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.