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It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.
Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.
When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.
Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.
Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.
1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!
When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
After a break up, a female must sample. For a booty call, or whatever.
This is something usually a apple sauce lube for kinky times
Man Brandon sure loves his dick butter