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When your fucking a girl and she’s so wet there’s a creamy white fluid in her vagina mixed with precum all that residue left on your dick is dick butter
Mehn after fucking Amy my penis was covered with dick butter
someone who lovss dick and is pretty much a hoe, slut and slag. she's probably given uck too.
Martha : Haven't you heard, Chelsea is a dick mama now. She gave Darren uck !
Ian : I need a dick mama to suck me dry.
It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.
"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."
An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman
“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”