The Day that somebody turns 12 years old, Or a Dozen years old
Nov. 11. On this day, you can legally throw anyone named Erik across a room.
yeah its National Throw Erik day, we can yeet him
On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.
Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china
Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.
I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!
She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
october 20.
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you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day
On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:OMG YASSSSS
Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd
Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day