/ăs məNGkē/
noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out
ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob
a phrase used most likely used against someone acknowledging that they are an asshole
Person who tell you that he will come to a group reunion but he never show up and never help in the project
Dany: When will Carlos come?
Miguel: He will never come, is a lazy-ass