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Any temperature under 70 degrees resulting in females requiring the need to wear a sweatshirt; whereas males are still able to function normally in only a shirt and shorts
John:yo man why is jennifer wearing a sweatshirt, isn't it warm out?
Trent:dude haven't you heard? it's girl cold out there
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When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas
Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition
Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.
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Gregg Gillis (aka Girl Talk) is a not a DJ. He cuts up songs, stretches and loops beats, mixes samples of many different genres to create recontextualized and fresh songs. Call it mashup on ecstasy. Went to school for biomedical engineering, but quit in 2007 to focus on his music. The legality of said music is oft discussed, as he uses at least two dozen unauthorized samples per track. Gillis cites "fair use" as a legal defense for his sampling practices. He feels as though copyrights inhibit creativity. So far, there hasn't been a lawsuit. Girl Talk has released four albums and several EPs on Illegal Art. His latest, "Feed the Animals" uses over 300 samples and is critically acclaimed. Where else can you hear Salt 'N Pepa mixed with Nirvana? That's what I thought.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to the Culture Room tonight. I hear Girl Talk is playing.
Person 2: Yeah, he definitely puts on an insane show. What with all the improvised hyper-danceable beats, wild dancing, and mixing with the crowd. Perhaps he'll remove his shirt as well?
Person 1: We'll see 'bout that! It'll be sick!
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White hipster girls who post crop pics of themselves showing their tanned midriff posing highwaist short shorts, fringed shirts, and heels (if the picture doesnt stop at their upper thighs). Sometimes a group of friends. They are all generic and are annoying.
For some reason, dumbasses think everyone wants be a tumblr girl when in reality nobody but hipster blogs gives two shits about them.
tumblr user: *scrolls though dashboard* ugh another tumblr girl. When will they end?
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A girl who is off the hook and very kind.
Kristin is a sweet girl. Good night sweet girl. Yo girl you sweet.
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a girl who skates and is totally underestimated by guys. usually hangs out with a group of guys, and she usually has no idea, but they are all in love with her. and when challengeng to a skate comp. she will kick the dude's ass who challeneged her. not to be mixed up with sk8r grrl. i sk8r grrl is someone who owns a skateboard, and carries it around with her, listning and dressing like avril lavigne. real skater girls are usually very tough.
sk8r grrl: (singing to avril lavigne sk8r boi) he was a sk8r boi, she said see ya l8r boi he wasn't good..
skater girl: what the hell are you singing?
sk8r grrl: skater boi, i live and breath skate
skater girl: go over ther and do an ollie.
sk8r girl:ok, skate or die!!! (walks over and steps on the board, then falls on her ass)
skater girl:shame
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