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An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey
"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
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Phrase screamed out of anger or excitement
I fucked Addie, JESUS PETE!!!!
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The zombified version of Jesus
"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"
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A woman so hot that Jesus would have become erect while being crucified.
Jesus Hot Jocelyn's aroma was one of Chanel No. 5, pussy and the ocean.
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A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick
Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's
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taking mescaline and lsd at the same time.similiar to candy flipping, hippie flipping, or any other of these flipping varieties involving drugs
last night we jesus flipped hard... we thought we were jesus!
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A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.
"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."
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