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A ranking system, ranging from one to 10. One is "So ugly I'll go blind" and 10 is Greek goddess drop-dead gorgeous." It is mostly used by heterosexual boys/men to describe how beautiful, hideous or "in between" a girl/woman is.
Dude #1: Hey man, see that chick over there? She hella fine, ain't she?
Dude #2: Eh! Using the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale (FAS), I would give her a 7. *puts on glasses* Uh-uh, that is a 2!
Dude #1: Gimme those. *snatches glasses and puts them on his face* Ahhh! You are too generous. That frog vomit is worse than my vision after being assaulted by her image.
Dude #3: Guys, you really need to stop using FAS. It objectifies women by giving their worth
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The most definite response to something that will happen
Can you get a ball for $120? Yup That's a Double O 10/4 Fa Show!
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A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours
You know the meme. And you definitely searched for this
You already know
"Top 10 fortnite youtubers who've sworn. Number 10 Dakotaz"
A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.
"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."
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10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
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1) a donkey with a human face
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on
9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX
"Yo see that hoe over there? "
"Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale."
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