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A Singer/Dancer/Actor Who Is Sexy As Fuck.
Girl: Have You Seen Chris Brown's New Video?
Boy: What? Take You Down?
Girl: Yeah! He Looks So Freakin Hot In It! I Had An Orgasm Just Watching It!
Boy: Yeah Me Too! He Could Defo Take Me Down!
Girl: Back Off! He's Mine!
Boy: Get Off Him Biotch!
*Bitch Fight*
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Someone who yells obnoxious things while playing Madden. Reason unexplained
Chris Landry: "P RAPE! Touchdown! I'm so glad that Madden means everything!"
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In the words of Gigguk, they are a human yikes machine.
Person 1 : Do you watch Chris Chan ?
Person 2 : Yes I have stare into the void and it told me I'm not a boyfriend free girl.
Person 1 : that make sense.
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A rare form of disease when you can only see brown......
"Why does this bourbon taste like vodka? "
"that is vodka, you must have canberra chris"
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the stupidest entity on the face of the planet. known for smoking large amounts of marijuana, standing around with his hands in his pockets, and just being awkward in general. see also goat.
chris, bro- so...like...bro...i was like...in my english class, bro...and like...i was like...writing a paper, bro...and like....it was an english paper, bro...like...for my english class, bro...
you-what?
chris, bro- what, bro?
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An awesome singer. Chris has it all, looks and money! I love him so much!
I'll love to wake up and look at Chris Brown's gorgeous face EVERY morning.
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Best member of the Mr. Beast crew. The hottest man alive, good dad and loyal friend. Funniest and cutest guy ever. He a daddy
"Chris Tyson clearly has chaotic bisexual energy and it's hot as fuck"
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