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An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj
Jake and Tess are so amazing
a dumb bitch who is offensive to many and has stupid friends that say slurs!
Person A: did you know Jake L? He was a horrible guy
Person B: ikr
While playing Texas Hold'em, it is the act of folding before the flop for a small bet ($1-$2) then getting a winning hand on the flop. Usually it is a full house or better.
I can't believe he folded a Jack/Seven suited when 3 sevens came out on the flop. That was a real jake out...
d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn
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1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.
eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”
Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.
Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.
Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"