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“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”
Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.
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When you suffer from A.P.S. you are an innocent soul, free of sin and constantly invited to parties. Friends and family make appointments weeks in advance for you to grace them with your presence.
(1) Do you want to hang out some time? - Sure! How about in a fortnight? You know how it is, A.P.S. and all that.
(2) Do you ever feel guilty? - No, I suffer from A.P.S. Awesome Personality Syndrome
You were not the first person to say kbye it was made famous by napolen dynomite so stop saying that you were the first to say it.
Alycia u definatly were not the first person to say kbye.
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On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
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The murders of African Americans (or other people of color) in horror movies that are the direct result of foolish decisions or actions made by whites.
Black people never live long enough to see the credit roll in horror movies. It's always a case of death by stupid white person.
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Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.
- Since he broke my heart, god, I hate penis persons.
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A: Did you hear that Jentzen and Elliana got back together?
B: Yes! They are 100% the definition of the right person, wrong time.
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