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Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"
Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.
Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?
When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.
She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.
A group of men turning their sisters into a giant cum dumpster. In short; an incest pool.
“Dude me and Roy did an Alabama Landfill with our sisters”
Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.
Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.
The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.
"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.
The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred
"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"