First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.
Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box
A sex move where 2 brothers put their sister into a box only leaving out the vagina and mouth, and fuck both holes
“We should give lil sis a good ol Alabama Squeeze Box”
The Alabama boys are they boys who drive around town in their squatted vehicles and they squat their vehicles with their daddy’s money. They don’t work for any of their vehicles they are the boys who go to truck meets and meet their friends at “ the pig” and “target”because they have nothing better to do. The Alabama boys are the most “country” and “ghetto” people they have their vehicles to look “ghetto” but they dress “country”. Alabama boys have nothing to do so in their spare time they rev their engines going down the road to make them seem “hard”. Alabama boys are not to be messed with they will all play you. Some think they are to cool for a girlfriend and some make up excuses like they have touch stuff going on
Hey let’s get all of the “Alabama boys” together and go meet at the pig
When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.
Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.
An attraction rating reserved for people not related to you directly
Bro she was an Alabama 10, but a California 4. I would avoid that.
When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.