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someone who thinks bat is swagger
"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week
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Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!
The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
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Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.
Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
goldteind on tik tok is the best dk of svt stan
“yo goldsteind is the best dk (lee seokmin of svt) stan ever!”
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Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!
You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!
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