big jons

big gains, large profits, and massi quantities.

bruh we getting them big jons

yardy kno brah

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the big sad

when you are extremly sad

and depressed.

me: im having the big sad
friend: ooooh holy fuck i need to take you to the goddam hospital

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Big Pine

Also referred to as Big Pine Key and BP.

A small town located in the Florida Keys between Marathon and Key West, that is the only key that is populated with Key Deer. The locals of Big Pine Key are referred to as Piners. Piners find entertainment in drinking and tend to smoke a lot of marijuana. It is unincorporated.

Let's go to Big Pine and chill with the Piners.

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Big Mac

Big Mac (gaelic: Mhor Martbhorgaire) was an Irish warrior, born in Munster, who valiantly fought alongside Brian Boru from 997-1014. While ironically small in stature, Big Mac's battlefield exploits were larger than life and ultimately helped propel Brian Boru into the High Kingship of Ireland. In one renowned Viking raid Mac broke his famed sword "Perseus" but Mac, ever resilient, fought on ultimately beating 47 Vikings to death with the use of a stolen Viking Helmet.

Many a Norseman fell to the sword of Big Mac.

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big deal

when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)

mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END

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a big jobby

1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.

2. David Becham

1. I just did a big jobby

2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.

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Big girl

a big girl is a girl that handles her business and she has no shame in her game. She is often called names but those just roll of her back, because she is proud and confident. Never waivering in her decisions.

Names of popular big girls: Amber Rose, Viviva A. Fox, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez ( retired), Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston ( newbie), Angelina Jolie (very much so retired), Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson

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