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When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
Mental illness that is caused by being too long on the internet
WHEN YOU GOT THAT ONE FRIEND WHO WONT GET HIS ASS OFF 2K, PLAY ANY GAME OTHER THAN 2k
Bro its take a break from 2k day so get off 2k and play a game with me
Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!
When a message could be texted within a sentence or sentences and then send it out as one text entry, the message is broken down into a single word, words, or phrases. Because One message is broken down into a few text entries, the recipient receives 5-6 messages instead of 1.
"Omg Maggie freaking loves break-texting so every time she texts me, I got 10 messages instead of 1"
When u take
a break from. something
Im taking a t break bc i rly need to.
Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday
What did you and the wifey do last night?
She gave me a breaking bad birthday