False Checking

1. To falsely assert that something has been fact-checked as true or false when there is little to no supporting evidence or even evidence to support an opposing argument.

2. Misrepresenting information by referencing unreliable or contradictory sources, assuming that the audience will not verify the accuracy of the claims.

Politicians and journalists frequently employ deceptive tactics, such as gaslighting and false checking, in an attempt to manipulate public perception when faced with compelling evidence.

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high-five rain-check

What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"

A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.

Checked Cams

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1: I SAW PURPLE VENT!
1 : I CHECKED CAMS
2: ok cool, we dont care.

to check "it" out

When a horror movie character hears something suspicious and instead of running away like a normal person goes after the sound.

to check "it" out Definition
Dude 1: did you hear that?
Dude 2: yea lets go check "it" out
Dude 1: fuck you mean check it out im outta here
Dude 2 dies in pain while Dude 2 married his highschool crush got 2 kids and is working together with Elon Musk

train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.

I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!

Rust check

While having anal sex with your female partner, massage the clitoral area until she ejaculates. At this time, simultaneously remove your penis from her anus, dip it in the ejaculate and proceed to paint her butthole

Hey bill, your sister let me do anal last night, and I even got to finish off with a rust check