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Similar to Jack in the boxm except instead of a guy ejaculating in her pussy its up her ass
Did you see Anal Bitches #34?
Nothing nut Jack in the crack
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A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)
you are a crack baby.
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Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.
Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!
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when you accidently poop yourself
i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.
crack spackle
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When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.
"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."
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A person who has a hairline crack of crazy in them, such that if you tap it, the crazy will come pouring out.
I know the dude's a nice guy but he's got a crazy crack waiting to pop
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Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.
Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.
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