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December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day
Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*
National ask a boy for his hoddie day!
You can ask for any boy's hoodie, he has to say yes ;)
Girl: Can I have your hoodie?
Boy: why?
Girl: It's December 2!
Boy: oh... Sure :) *gives her his hoodie*
The only day you can skip fucking school
"Are you going to school tomorrow"
No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2
National nail your sibling with a snowball day :)
Brother: What are you holding behind your back?
*gets nailed in face with snowball
Happy December 1!!!
Your cool awesome and have a big dick
wow dude! your cool awesome and have a big dick and its december 1st today!
National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days
Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again