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Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
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When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.
Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.
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The act of orally receiving a mouthful of your own semen from someone who sucked the aforementioned load of semen from the anus of the person in which it was originally deposited.
After I banged Sean last night, Brad cleaned up the anal creampie I gave him and spat it in to my mouth. I haven't had a Cadbury Creme Egg since high school
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On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.
Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*
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" wow you're talking to that guy !"
" yup he's a sexy egg roll !"
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A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.
Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!
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Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.
This dirty whore was giving me head and I pulled out and gave her a pair of egg white goggles.
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