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A Middle Ages man name Alain Chiasson
The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol
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the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure
hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty
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an action of sexual affection
where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity
kissing each other till the female orgasms
your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring
it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation
and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss
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When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.
Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.
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A fat supply teacher of french extraction who was born on ivans chair(also coles special friend)
Your inlove with ivan!!! "oh ya, your inlove with... the fat french supply teacher! owned!"
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To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.
Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.
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Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
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