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When you confuse the controls from one game/console for another's.
I keep pressing b instead of a because of my gameritis from playing switch
An Elitist type player/gamer that needs to play game content in the most efficient way to be satisfied.
I hate to play with Josh, he is a total Homework Gamer
DM me on xbox for a good time *insert winky face here*
i met up with my friend and we FPS Gamer #9599ed
A person that no matter what happens he will always be thinking or playing video games, you dont need to be male or fat or even have glasses and be bullied, a gamer is a gamer, they care only about videogames and they normally prefer them to people, they have less friends and spend their free time sweating kills.
(they get very excited when they kill someone)
(new guy)- who is that in the computer room on his own?
(student)- oh, he is a real gamer.
(real gamer)- YESSSS, I GOT A KILL BOIIIIS!!!!
You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)
Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob
Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)
I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT
Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....
John: Well You Know What They Say!
Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video
A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.
John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.
The opposite of epic gamer moment. It means being a noob gamer. It also means a very tragic event.
George: bruh did you know Joe is going in WWIII?
Joe: I was forced by the trump society
Ninja: Such an unepic gamer moment.