Go Figure

Something you say when someone posts an insulting and condescending definition on UD, but it's full of spelling and grammatical errors, proving that whoever posted it is as dumb as the people he's insulting.

Asshole: "A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh"

Me: "Guy can't spell 'themselves' or 'their' right, but he thinks he's smart. Go figure."

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Going to Knuckles

A common term used to describe the undomesticated black male while running or fleeing from the scene of a crime.

Police Officer arrives at scene of crime and radio's to Dispatch: "I've got two NAGA's and they are going to knuckles!"

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going green

Since you use 25% of your body's energy to power your brain cells, you can save a lot of energy by not thinking - "going green"

Jim just asked the most stupid question ever... I guess he's going green.

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go-nads

cheer for Nadgor to go

At a tennis match: GO-NADS GO

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vacations to go

1. A place of employement so soul sucking, that you feel a piece of you dying every time you go to work. Also, a place so cheap that despite cramming 900 people into office space designed for 200, they cannot even spring for two ply toilet paper in the 4 restrooms you all share.

2. An employer who has developed a constant new hire system whereas employee turnover is encouraged and the quality of employee grows ever more deginerate.

3. A company so poorly rated by current and former employees that they require managers and executives to post fake glorious reviews on message boards and web sites.

1. The judge said I'd have to go to vacations to go for violating my parole.

2. I have an interview for a job tomorrow. I read online it's great but am sure it's vacation to go'd, but I need the job.

3. Did you see on the news that factory in India got closed down for vacation to go'ing? A real sweatshop.

3. Sitting through that movie was like going into the 9th circle of vacations to go.

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going awol

"Absence with out leave" it is most commonly used in the US military and government civilian jobs

Mike has been going AWOL this week.

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Katy Go

A person who does not match and talks randomly. Always works to make you smile.

I was having a bad day and then my friend went Katy Go on me and I felt better.

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