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Jacob

He’s an asshole

guy 1: Jacobs an ass
guy 2: No shit sherlock

by SoberKAK May 5, 2019


Jacob

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!

Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.

by Heartheartheart March 28, 2018


Jacob

jacobs the absolute best and just so goofy! if you’re seeing this always be best friends with a jacob lmao

bro jacob’s a bot

by ewcaitlyn April 21, 2019


Jacob

Jacob seems like a good guy. But once you tell him a secret, he can’t keep that. He lies a lot but he gets away with it from his looks. Floppy brown hair and cute freckles. Everybody knows him but he only has a few friends. He makes jokes in class and is always trying to make someone smile. He can be bad but underneath he cares

Person: hey Jacob *tells secret*
Jacob: I won’t tell anyone

Jacob later that’s day: did you hear what happened to so and so

by peneploe12345 April 17, 2020


Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person with such a great personality, he’s such a warm hearted soul who always makes me smile. I’m glad I met him. become friends with him you won’t regret it.

Jacob is a heartwarming soul.

by urgeminigf November 25, 2021


jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word

Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn

by comard lesbian July 14, 2020


jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.

person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake

by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022