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A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
When you see what looks like a 6 from a distance, but ends up being a 3.
Damn, dude. Did you see that fine bitch.... oh.. nevermind... just another Kentucky mirage.
This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
the act of inserting a fried chicken drumstick into an orifice that is not normally large enough to receive it
David: did you hear about the thing Emma did at the party last night?
Jack: yeah, she shoved the entire thing in there. Some people were calling it a "Kentucky Tiny House".
Shoving a KFC drumstick in a girls ass
Cum in my ass then give me a Kentucky tiny house
When you fill a girls mouth with Kool-Aid and Pop Rocks, make her get on her knees, and dunk your balls in her open mouth.
“Hey man, Cindy just gave me a Kentucky Jacuzzi, now my balls are sticky and so is her face, but for different reasons.”
When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts
It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky
"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"