Kyle

drinks monster 4 times a day, never showers, always has a bag of haribo

"kyle is the definition of kyle" - Jen (SFE )

Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

kyle

prettiest dude ever !2>£{|{£ kyle plays baseball and a VERY good haircut !! once again kyle is the prettiest person you will evr meet

“kyle is so pretty. he looks so nice playing baseball too”

Kyle

the greatest fucking person ever

a real sigma

Kyle is sigma

Kyle

Big dick handsome.

Oh you have an overgrown penis, you must be a Kyle.

Kyle

Is a fucking car, I’m so fucking scared.

WHY THE FUCK IS KYLE A FUCKING CAR!?

Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle