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Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021


licking balls

its fucking amazing. the taste of cheese is amazing.

licking balls means to burn off your uncles pants and go down on him and lick his smelly cheese balls.

by ballsinmydickhole6969420 July 11, 2021


Lick like

What the texture of an object feels like to your tongue when licked. Similar to look like but using your tongue as opposed to your eyes.

What does grass lick like ?

by Aaron Longbine October 9, 2022


Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021


Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch

"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"

by BIG_ L May 17, 2021


Lick The Tarts

Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.

My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds

by Not a woman. I am MAN! November 18, 2017


Banshee's Lick

A cold gust of wind up your ass crack

Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick

by Roddypiper347 March 15, 2019