When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls
So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens
its fucking amazing. the taste of cheese is amazing.
licking balls means to burn off your uncles pants and go down on him and lick his smelly cheese balls.
What the texture of an object feels like to your tongue when licked. Similar to look like but using your tongue as opposed to your eyes.
When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.
Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*
If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch
"your so shit at basket ball"
"Lick my tit bitch"
Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.
My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds
A cold gust of wind up your ass crack
Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick