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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman June 6, 2011


Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 2, 2016


Coke-butter-magic

A jump shot in 2k that is insanely green

Oh my god, Dyson daniels base is so coke-butter-magic

by BigTasty95 February 11, 2024


magic booty

n. This word comes to us from an automotive technician who describes a booty so fine, that man would do anything and put up with anything to have it. From what I understand, it is a man's equivalent to what women call infatuation.

She messed me up bad, man. I spent a mint, ditched my best friend, and dissed my momma for that magic booty.

by LadyVelocious June 8, 2014


Magic booty

Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus

Damn you you got a magic boots

I got a magic booty

by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 22, 2022


minute magic

a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents

Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)

by micnat January 9, 2005


Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020