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Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew

I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC

by pluhmm November 16, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's

hello Matthew

by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022


Matthew

A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer

girl 1: i wish i had a Matthew girl 2: i want his meat

by 4.6izzy October 28, 2019


Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.

person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew

by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022


Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.

Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.

by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019


Matthew

Matthew is the name of a raging homosexual that will always be the first to offer to carry your handbag…he can carry this but he wouldn’t be able to carry his Apex team to be the champion squad #bronze

Damn broski don’t be a Matthew”

by The truth is reece November 23, 2021


Matthew

A literal angel, he is most likely good looking and good at either sports, music, being smart or all three. He is very polite and very friendly. You should definitely get at least 1 Matthew in your life.

Matthew is such an underrated guy, he’s so misunderstood

by DamnthatmonopolyAI June 2, 2021