You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden
Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden
same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet
I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry
Happy Birthday Louis! Would you like your mud cuppy before or after dinner?
She's gone bonkers because she ate too many mud cuppies.
I thought it was a mud cuppy, but it turned out to just be a cup of dirt.
"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"
mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.
I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me
This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.
Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.
A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.
Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.
During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.